Maybe the problem isn't the Education System

Kid 1: Your beard and mustache look better.

Me: Yeah. I guess they are filling in.

Kid 1: Can I have your mustache?

Kid 2: Can I have your beard!?!?

Kid: I have a nickname for Brian.

Me: Is it a nice nickname?

Kid: (silence) ... It' Brianna.

Kid 1: Can I have gum?

Me: On one condition- you stop counting to one every time I tell you to hold on for one second.

Kid 1: Deal

Kid 2: Can I have some gum?

Me: Sure.

Kid 1: Why doesn't she have a condition?

Me: She never gives me a hard time.

Kid 1: She hates you.

Me: But she's very polite about it.