The Brothers hate Black Friday

Highlights from Thanksgiving Breakfast

Br. Mike: All these Hermans camping out to shop at 3 in the morning.

Br. Ben: Eventually we'll stop celebrating holidays because we'll be too busy shopping.

Br. Ben: The paper is over four pounds and has 160 inserts. They were talking about it on the news.

Br. Mike: I have never bought a watch. At one point I had four watches. I just wore a different one every week. I didn't know what else to do with them.

Me: You had too much time on your hands?

Br. Mike: (pauses, smiles) Very good.

Br. Mike: (looking at ads) They sell everything. Are they selling babies? Look at this. 60% off babies.

Me: Brother... I think it's probably the baby clothes.

Br. Mike: Ah, yes. That makes more sense.