Aristotle once said, "At his best, man is the noblest of all animals." While Aristotle was talking about laws or justice or something, I would like to think my newest idea would also inspire such a sentiment.
I call it "Coffee Shower Time."
In the morning I tend to drag and there are two things that wake me up 1) a cup of coffee and 2) a shower. I had plenty of time to do both until recently reacquiring a reason to wake up before noon. Now I am up at 7:15 each morning and don't have time for coffee AND a shower. Thankfully, I'm clever. Cue proof.
No more morning grogginess for this guy. I'm refreshed and ready to address the adventure of the day. Some may naysay but clearly this is a good idea. Look how marketable it is (if capitalism has taught us anything- if it is marketable it is a good idea.)
Are you tired? Having difficulty staying awake for the first few hours of the day until you make it to midday nap? Do energy drinks give you tummy aches and then your stomach makes weird noises when you're sitting in a meeting and everyone hears it but no one says anything and you're embarrassed and it's really uncomfortable but what can you do? You could get more energy by going to bed earlier combined with exercise and a proper diet (lame) OR...
COFFEE SHOWER TIME!
There are a lot of things we could do to improve ourselves but isn't it better just to do what is really easy. Coffee Shower Time. It's something we can all drink to.
you're ridiculous, perhaps even more ridiculous than prior to your move. :)
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