A glass of water a day, sir. A glass of water a day.

So when I was growing up until now I never remember my Dad ever distributing any sort of medication to myself or my siblings. Usually whenever we were feeling ill or had some kind of problem my Dad would recommend drink more water.

Kid- "Dad I have a headache."

Dad- "You aren't drinking enough water."

Kid- "My vision's blurry. I think I need glasses."

Dad- "Have you tried drinking some water."

Kid- "This stab wound really hurts."

Dad- "Clearly, you're dehydrated."

Kid- "I think I'm pregnant."

Dad- "I knew I should have explained this to you about this earlier, Josh. You don't drink nearly enough water to have a child."