The kids are kind of clever... and sometimes not.

Me: Alright, I wrote down all of the even numbers. I want you to copy the numbers five times. Okay?

Kid: Okay.

Me: (look away and helping other kid. Turning back) So let's see what you've done... what have you done?

Kid: I wrote the number and now I'm drawing. This is your big, hairy foot.

Me: Dude, I asked you to write the series of numbers five time. You just wrote the numbers once and not even how I asked you to. Let's write them again, alright?

Kid: I can't.

Me: Why not?

Kid: Your foot's in the way. (points to drawing)

Kid: Can you turn up the bo-lou-may?

Me: I have no idea what you are asking.

Kid: The radio. The bo-lou-may.

Me: The volume?

Kid: Yes!

Me: So why did you spit on her?

Kid: She started it!

Me: You are twice her age and four times her size.

Kid: She should know better!

Me: I go back to the fact you are twice her age. Shouldn't you know better?

Kid: ... yeah, but she did it first!