We go dri-dri-dri-drivin'

On the way to Mass this morning, Br. Mike and I were behind a woman that seemed to be having some difficulty driving.

Br. Mike: Lady, what are you doing?

(woman breaks suddenly)

Br. Mike: What is wrong with you? Where are you going!?!

(woman breaks then turns into parking lot while driving over a curb)

Br. Mike: Sweet-Mother-of-God!-Jesus-Have-Mercy-on-Sinners!