It's like all my dreams are coming true.

I think I found my Old Best Friend. There have been candidates but none that really shined. The new guy shines like Kanye.

The Facts

- In his 70's

- Talks trash... constantly

- Had the following conversation.

"You haven't been right since Woodstock. (looks at me) If he heard there was something for free he would just hop in line. His mind has been a mess since."

"I was 12 when Woodstock happened."

"(shakes head) ...Tragic."

- Plays bingo

- Is basically the Fonz of Southwest Florida.