Once upon a time in Florida.

So I have to tell people often why I am volunteering in Florida. The first few times I told the story it allowed me to open up to people and all that stuff. Now I think I've shared enough. New strategy- See if I can recreate famous movies/stories as my personal narrative.

Josh Wars

Stranger: Why are you volunteering?

Josh: Well I was raised by my aunt and uncle and my uncle bought and sold robots.

Stranger: Robots?

Josh: Uhhh... computers. Anyway, so we got some robo... computers and they were owned by this guy that lived in the area. Long story short, my aunt and uncle were murdered and the guy taught me the for... about religion and now I volunteer.

Stranger: That's quite the story.

Josh: It becomes less interesting when I am captured by hairy midgets that are essential in defeating the empire.

Joshy Potter

Stranger: So what brings you to these parts?

Josh: See this scar on my forehead. My mom protected me when I was little from this guy and was killed and now I have this scar. So my parents are dead and I live with my aunt and uncle that neglect me. Also, The guy that killed my parent wants to kill me so I am in Florida to train up so that I can defeat him. By defeat I mean kill... also I've wanted to kill the guy since I was like 13. Also, all the father figures I have had have been killed and I seem to blame myself.

Stranger: That's pretty messed up.

Josh: I know. Think that is messed up? Imagine if it was a series of books aimed at kids.

(Fun Fact- I actually have a scar on my forehead. A bed frame gave me the business when I was a kid so I got a running start and then head butted it. Taught that bed some humility.)

SpiderJosh

Stranger: Why are you in Florida?

Josh: I was bitten by a radioactive spider.

Stranger: You aren't even trying anymore, are you?

Josh: Not at all.